第369章 昨日已死

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陶眠完全没有想到它们两个竟然会来。

元鹤最近很忙，总要出门。陶眠一个人在墨钓轩闷得没劲，就带著两个小童跑路，偷偷来到白仁寿的棺材铺。

带小孩到这种地方来玩，仙人也算独出心裁了。

白朮地丁两个小孩倒是很开心。先生平日深居简出，没客人的时候，他们最多到大门口玩蚂蚁，哪里能像跟著陶眠这样，四处閒逛，还把纸糊的鸡鸭鹅狗各种小动物扔给他们玩。

如果不是桃山限制了他的发挥，陶眠简直要成为全天下最能遛弯的人。

墨钓轩的小孩和棺材铺的年轻弟子们很快打成一片，陶眠进屋就去抓白掌柜。

白掌柜在看不正经小人书，被陶眠抓了个正著。

他“哇”一声，把白仁寿一个老头嚇得够呛。白掌柜拍拍胸膛，一边平復呼吸一边抖著声音。

“大掌柜，您怎么来了？”

陶眠笑眯眯地坐下，隨意翻了翻其他几本书，把纸页翻得哗哗作响。

“来瞧瞧白掌柜您的身子骨可还硬朗，照我方才见到的，您这身子还不错。”

白掌柜尷尬地咳嗽两声。

“隨便、隨便看看……”

“要我说白掌柜可该考虑考虑自己的事了，你自己要个伴儿，徒弟们也得有个师娘照顾，这不是一箭双鵰么。”

陶眠催婚白仁寿，白掌柜连连摆手。

“使不得使不得，我身为葬门传人，从选择这条路起，那就是一只脚踏进棺材里了，哪能祸害人家好姑娘呢？”

陶眠想了想，如果真有这个规矩，那还不能硬劝。

他刚准备开口换下一话题，只听窗户传来砰砰两声巨响。

白掌柜的脸色一白。

“鬼、鬼敲门？”

陶眠嘴角一抽，这光天化日朗朗乾坤，哪个鬼这么想不开，正午日头高照的时候出来嚇唬人。

白掌柜常在河边走总是怕鞋湿，遇到这种情况，立马碎碎地念起了咒。

陶眠却是不管，他腰身一侧，手臂伸长，径直打开窗。

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……两只异常肥胖的动物从窗子横衝直撞进来，落在榻上。

好么，原来是他养在山中的肥鹤和胖蛇。

它们千里迢迢从桃山赶来，白鹤拍打著翅膀飞，两只爪抓住圆滚滚的蛇，就这么一路到了京城。

如今总算到了地方，白鹤简直是把黑蛇整个拋出去，而黑蛇落地后，反身就要咬它两口。

眼看著一蛇一鹤又要打起来，白掌柜这刚起步的小棺材铺可经不起折腾，陶眠立刻叫停二者。

“都给我站好！也不考虑考虑自己都到了什么吨位，还当自己是小虫小鸟呢？”

黑蛇听陶眠叫它为虫，不耐烦地拍打著尾巴尖儿，白鹤当然也不乐意听別人说自己是小鸟。

一下子得罪两个， 不愧是仙人。

陶眠不去问它们俩为何费这么大力气来找他，总归是没他在的日子无聊了。

他勒令两只把白掌柜家的窗子修好，白仁寿可不敢劳烦仙人山中这些成了精的灵兽帮忙。

“那什么，大掌柜，这些琐事我来就好……”

“白掌柜，你且歇著，”陶眠还就要他山里养的那两只干活，“由它们去做，不能总是叫它们犯懒。”

白鹤和黑蛇不情不愿地给白仁寿將窗子补好，这时陶眠算算时间，七筒也快回来了。

“我要去见徒弟，先走一步。白掌柜，下次再会。”

“再会……那个，大掌柜，您还是把这二位也一併请走吧！”

“哦，险些忘了你俩。”

聒噪的仙鹤和粗壮的巨蟒太过显眼，陶眠就让它们变一变。

最终一个变成大白鹅，另一个系在仙人的手腕上，成了配饰。

仙人满意地带它们回到墨钓轩。

等回了元鹤的地盘，恰好这家的主人也在。

元鹤已经煮好一壶茶，就等著师父回来呢。